StMarks Penance

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

penandes

A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.

Penandes scored another penalty.
Penandes is crying again.
Penandes just dived again

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

Penang

Who doesn't know the place called Penang?

Dude: I've been living in Penang my whole life. It's the coolest place on earth!
Super awesome chicks: WOW!! We love guys from Penang!

by tupaijetblehterbang June 7, 2011

Penandes

A overrated and shite footballer who looks like a chipmunk

Penandes likes cock

by Penandes May 28, 2021

penance

The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons.

FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....

by Hatz April 25, 2006