Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

by flying July 3, 2012

Fancy the pants off

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.

I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.

by vista_fail September 28, 2010

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

spare parts

spare parts is an insult used to call someone bottom of the barrel

you're made of spare parts aren't ya bud?

by shesdickeredbud December 29, 2016

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.

Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.

by tordenofitami November 14, 2017

f'pants

An abreviation of the term fancy pants, used to describe somebody or something overly elegant or refined, uppity or la-dee-dah.

Can also be used to describe something awesome, generally good and impressive in a posative complementary way.

"Errgh (eyebrows raise) That's a bit f'pants" or "f'pants! That's really neat"

by click-pop September 19, 2011