please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004

Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.

1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Please

Verb, when someone is happy about something.

“Get ready to be pleased”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007

please

over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great gratitude or sarcasm.

'what of it please?'
'what were you thinking please?'
'please, get out of my quim please.'

by Annie and Ed October 17, 2003

Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 January 5, 2017

PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018