Novel 

Commonly known as a fictitious prose narrative of book length, typically representing character and action with some degree of realism. But in regards to the human name, Novels are filled with action, truth and organization that could never be matched. Commonly the life of the party and the master of domestic beers (dilly’s preferred but no judgement). Novels are loyal to those they love and will legitimately ruin any life that hurts said loved ones. Prefers early 90s country music but will groove to Welcome to Chilis. Usually always has some random pasta salad and Buffalo dip for a tailgate party that is most likely in a barn. Will fix anything that’s broken with various types of tape. A bad ass sister who knows the entire Dixie chicks anthology. Beautiful inside and out.

HEY NOVEL GRAB ME A SUNNY D AND A ULTRA

Novel by BeamNcreams November 23, 2021

Novel 

A very annoying guy that only praises allah and likes dudes

guy 1 yo is that a gay terrorist

Guy 2 no thats just novel

Novel by chackenn April 23, 2022

novel

The slang term for exceptionally long comments on YouTube

Bro left a full novel in the comments—nobody asked for a dissertation.

novel by Emotional Cruiser September 3, 2026

Novel plop 

Going into a library, taking a deuce in a novel, smushing it closed and returning it back to the shelf.

Man I just took a novel plop, stay away from the fantasy section!

Novel plop by Mysterious dumper October 8, 2017

Novel-wa 

Books brought over to USA from Japan that companies think people, mainly weeaboos, would like, just because it is Japanese.

I heard about novel-wa's from Manga Pulse.

Novel-wa by GinTaki January 2, 2009

Novel-Wa 

The term given to any asian novel brought over to america under the assumption that someone will read it just because it is japanese. should usually be burned and the ashes pissed on.

I just read a Novel-Wa, and Weltall said to burn it and piss on the ashes.

Novel-Wa by Ryu is my Japanese name January 10, 2009

Novel Answer

A response used to answer simple questions that require only half of a sentence to answer or less but extended to a 10+ minute painful mental course by overuse of examples by the person/adult (depending if you are a teen) who already answered your question 8 minutes ago. In a result of them answering you that way, you start to either fall asleep, regret you ever asked them the question, scream in your head, or all of the above. The worse part is when after they talked for 20 minutes they finally say that they don't know the answer, and you feel like you want to repeatedly hit your forehead into the wall.

Teen: "Hey dad, do you remember how to find the area of a Triangle?"

Dad: "Well I remember when I was in college learning math...bla bla bla bla bla, blaaaaaa (fart sounds) then my friend died by getting hit by a snake...bla bla bla (40 mintues later) But anyways, no I forgot how to find the Area, the math book is on the table."

Teen: "..............(in his/her mind) not the Novel Answer.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (then says) that's okay dad, ill just take a look in the book then."

*takes book with him/her, and goes into his/her room and crawls into a corner and into a ball for a couple of hours.

Novel Answer by Someone who understands August 29, 2011