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Descriptive word for someone who an ugly man-whore who cannot get laid no matter how hard they try. A person who is a Novello is someone who is also electronically retarded.
Stop trying to be so Novello!
Novello by ryanbuddy June 29, 2011
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christian novelli 

christian novelli is an american youtuber who makes videos about anything and everything, mostly creative. he constantly helps his subscribers and treats them like friends, and his tweets are funny as hell. he has a band with michael berland called fox academy and is probably one of the only decent youtubers left.
"did you watch christian novelli's new video?"
"it was great!!"
The name Novelle means 'new comer' in latin. She usually seems rather quiet, shy, or awkward at first but once you get to know her and she feels comfortable around you she is actually quite loud, fun, and outgoing. Tends to be a party animal, but knows how to be responsible. Sometimes people mistake her for bieng rude or unfriendly, but they probably dont know her yet. Novelle always loves to try new things and meet new people, and is very adventurous. She can be insecure and have a low self esteem, but not many notice this. A generally amazing girl who is full of surprises. Very unique. She is also a tiger in the bedroom. You should get to know her!
Me: "Do you know Novelle?"
Bob: "Yeah I've heard of her. She's quiet."
Me: "WHAT?! I thought so too at first, but man, she's crazy!"
Novelle by loveydoveykisskiss March 13, 2011
A beautiful woman. A determined woman who can make her dreams come true. A girl who can make people laugh when she wants to be funny and break hearts when tears fall from her eyes. She is like a starburst, bright and beautiful. She is like a story that you can't stop reading. History class in school would be awesome if it was about Novella because the class would be full to learn the subject.
If they made it more Novella, everyone would buy it.
Novella by Rockin4Faith February 6, 2010
A company that makes networking tools, security products, and server enviroments (OS's). Many people only recognise Novell because they may use the Novell networking tools to sign into thier workstation at school or work.

Novell at one point had bought out the rights to the entire Unix kernel, using it to base their products; which is why their products are so secure and their servers are so stable: they have decades of testing into them.

Novell now funds the SUSE Linux distro for sale and for free use. They are also switching most of their corporate and networking products to the Linux kernel.
Fact: A midwestern university once found that they had forgotten about a Novell server that had been running for 13 years with no downtime.
novell by PeaTearGriffin January 11, 2006

jean christophe novelli 

The sexy celebrity French chef who delighted women everywhere by making a come back on itv's Hells Kitchen. Fit!
girl 1: oh my god, look how hot that guy is
girl 2: yeah, thats Jean Christophe Novelli
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