Needler

One with a very thin penis; resembling a needle. The opposite of a chode.

Bryce we all know you have a needler.

by Bigest D August 12, 2008

Needler

To drink a pint or can of beer by placing it at the joint of the arm (where heroin users would put a needle) and with a clenched fist lifting the beer to the lips and downing it in one go. Also due to the inventors last name of Needham.

Oliver - Go on Tom give that beer the needler.

Tom - alright I'll needle one more!

by The Needham June 03, 2017

Teddy Needler

A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...

I found him filling the Beanie Babies I sleep with, the bloody Teddy Needler.

by Sunnydays45 May 15, 2011

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“is that needler? Yuh! He chill asf and he really nonchalant like that.”

by smellyCrackerMaN April 13, 2023

Needler Pussy

(in Halo) A camper in online multiplayer whose tactic is to use the Needler weapon in an attempt to score long-distance kills.

Quite commonly seen on the "Hang Em' High" map, although not limited to it.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go play Halo multiplayer on this server?
Person 2: Fuck no, every time I enter that map there are a bunch of needler pussies on that fucking ledge!
Person 1: What the hell is a needler pussy?
Person 2: I'll tell you later...

by Boeing777-300 October 13, 2016

Rubber needler

One who pokes holes in a condom with a needle

Aka crazy psycho b****

Bruh that chick seems like a rubber needler

Careful with that b****, she's a rubber needler

by -Donald Pump- February 13, 2017