chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

mozzacummaphobia

A phobia where one is afraid that the cheese inside their mozzarella stick is actually ejaculate.

"I took a big bite of that mozzarella stick, but my mozzacummaphobia kicked in and I couldn't swallow it."

by Maxine Lately January 11, 2010

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube

1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!

by The True Chinman April 5, 2010