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mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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mostard cult

An Instagram cult. The members are Jet, Ray, Tree, Cloudy, Petty, and Spy. They got their name from a person on Omegle who didn't speak english that well, so they said "mostard" instead of mustard. Most of the cult are christians and worship God. Their traditions are posting stolen memes, listening to My Chemical Romance, and making feels content.
The Mostard Cult stole my ned fan art again. They even got more likes than me!
by bisexual bandito October 6, 2019
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mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.
Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.
by JP November 8, 2003
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Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.
Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard
by filmycoating December 9, 2008
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Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do
You can only dream of being a Moosetard
by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010
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moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
by panda dom June 19, 2009
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mootard

It is used in the hacker world to denote someone that is into the retarded type of childish cracking, such as those that ask how to hack hotmail accounts or porn sites, or plays with trojans.

Derived from the french word 'moutard' which means 'kid' but in a more negative way...sort of like a brat.

But with this spelling it's more of a retarded kind of childishness.

The proper way to say this word is with your hand bent at the wrist and slapping your chest when you say the 'moo' part, like a retard would act.
1337_hax0r_dudz0rz: duz nebody no how 2 get sum1s hotmail pass?

intelligent_person: get the hell out of here, you mootard. that isn't what real hacking is about.
by app April 26, 2006
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