Mombie 

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.

Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.

Mombie by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

googoo mombie pp

A kid saying: its got to go pee.

Googoo mombie pp = Gotta go pp mommy.

googoo mombie pp by slim playboy June 20, 2020

mombitch 

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.

If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.

mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006

Mombitch 

A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.

Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.

My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.

Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019

Mombitch 

A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."

Mombitch by killallmoms4ever November 21, 2019

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008

moobies 

Moobies are male boobies. Men with flabby pecs

Hey look that man has bigger moobies than me

moobies by Kreena October 7, 2007