Mezcalmyopic

Similiar to "beer googles" except as it relates to Mezcal or Tequila. Being so intoxicated on tequila that you make poor choices as to whom you become amorous with.

I was so mezcalmyopic that I took that ugly cougar home and had sex with her. When I sobered up I threw up in my mouth a little because of my poor judgement.

by Mezcalmyopic68 April 10, 2008

muscaly

What you call someone when they are very strong.

That fat orangutang started to work at the gym and became very muscaly.

by Nathan Bailey February 13, 2023

Mescajive

VERB. To misbehave (usually) in a social context, causing ridicule

I told Tom not to mescajive

by K-Solo For-Dolo December 27, 2012

drunken miscalculation

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

mezcal

A Mexican liquor that is close cousin to the more famous Tequila. Mezcal is usually stronger, and is known for it's trademark worm which is placed in the bottle. The worm's preservation in the bottle is, according to legend, a sign of high proof in the liquor. Many fraternities believe that eating the worm (which, unlike the liquid it's found in, is relatively harmless) is a right of passage. High quality brands of Mezcal rarely carry the worm.

You aren't a true binge drinker until you've drank the Mezcal and eaten the worm.

by The Sub April 13, 2005

mescapades

Adventures and amusing mishaps done or had while under the influence of mescaline

Man those mescapades we had last night after we took those pellets were mad funny

I felt like I was one with the world while we were partaking in those incredibly amusing mescapades last night, such as drawing large graffiti penises all over Taco Bell.

by Dave Berkowsky April 15, 2008

Meshal

The definition of the realest gangsta. When a person achieves a new "ballin" level, they have have achieved 1/10th of Meshal.

Damn homie...you're tooooooo meshal

I dun wanna mess wit dat crew, dey got sum really meshal's up in dere.

by crazyjojo April 10, 2009