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melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008
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melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
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Melene

Very unique this girl. You will probably never meet someone with her name but if you do you are one lucky fellow. Don’t let her slip out your grasps you will never find another like her. Very gorgeous and has superb style. She will always make you laugh when you’re down and will constantly remind you how much she loves and cares about you. You will never see her not smiling even in her worst moments. Did I mention she will make you laugh ?
I wish I could meet a Melene.
by bastelannnnn May 23, 2018
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Meltonic

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes
Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic
by Liliam Pumpernickel July 2, 2018
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Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
by stevezoob June 9, 2012
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Melton Mowbray

A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.
My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.
by BeanzMeenzHeinz March 16, 2021
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The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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