3 definitions by BeanzMeenzHeinz

Melton Mowbray

A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.

My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz March 16, 2021

Rice

The official currency of North Korea

Remember gentlemen, so long as you meet the 15-hour quota, you will be able to collect you allocated grain of rice for the week.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz July 1, 2021

John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021