John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021

Melton Mowbray

A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.

My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz March 16, 2021

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024