by godlike823 June 10, 2011
Get the Masturpainting mug.The problem a lot of males get, wherein, masturbation doesn't bring them anywhere near the satisfaction they originally intended or when they realise afterwards, that they have masturbated over somebody they don't find sexually attractive or someone they shouldn't have.
by ToNYs11 April 24, 2011
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When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.
Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012
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"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
by J0/\/O February 23, 2010
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Get the MasturProcrastination mug.The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.
"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."
by MsMufffin November 12, 2011
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