Masturpainting

The act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your jizz to paint a wall.

Isaiah's mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom.

by godlike823 June 10, 2011

Masturpression

The problem a lot of males get, wherein, masturbation doesn't bring them anywhere near the satisfaction they originally intended or when they realise afterwards, that they have masturbated over somebody they don't find sexually attractive or someone they shouldn't have.

I've been suffering from Masturpression a lot, recently

by ToNYs11 April 24, 2011

MastuRPate

When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.

Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.

Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.

by Mimi/Talset August 14, 2012

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something

Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"

by J0/\/O February 23, 2010

MasturProcrastination

The act of masturbating when you have run out of things to do while procrastinating.

I decided masturprocrastination would be more fun that reading Shakespeare.

by Awesome_MF April 20, 2011

masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

masturcry

The act of emitting tears whilst masturbating

he went to his room for a masturcry when his girlfriend broke up with him

by the-mong February 3, 2014