LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.

Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids”

by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019

Laredo

A place one should leave.

Raqem needs to get the hell out of Laredo

by Mario L August 18, 2003

Liredify

To hold guilty or accuse.

Sir, you cannot liredify me for something you have not seen me do.

by TAQ December 17, 2008

Loredana

Latin Root name of Laura. Julius Ceasar wore this on his head as a crown which remared his power on the Roman Empire.
We commonly know this to be Laural bay leaves which are used in cooking, spells and herbal remedies. The most remakable contribution it has to offer is sentimental influence, evenuating in death from the cause of betrayal, meaning don't wave this stuff infront of potenial enemies because it's them gaining the power from this sweet smelling herb, not you. Bad choice of crown, Hail Ceasar!!!

In Empire times, they would burn Loredana over the city square to promote wellbeing and strength in the people of Rome. This practise evenually lead the people of Rome to be Slaugthered and then the end of the strongest empire, that was distroyed in one day. The Roman empire reigned for 1200 years.

by Loredana Malacarne April 25, 2006

Laredo

City with the largest Hispanic:Anglo ratio. Mostly inhabited by descendants of immigrants, immigrants, etc. Has *the* most badass Border Patrol force in the US. One of the fastest growing cities second to Las Vegas, NV.

Laredo's a town in South Texas. Contrary to popular belief, it is independent of San Antonio, only 150 miles north on IH-35, which stretches from Laredo to some town in Minnesota.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Laredo

Ghetto-ass town nice place to leave

Worse than compton

Puros nacos incluyendo me a mi

Mother in law: so were is he from?
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce

Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired

Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco

by Tony July 17, 2006

drippy laredo

While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.

Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.

by a caterer January 20, 2011