lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019

Lampard

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

by football365247 July 29, 2020

Pull a lamor

When you fool someone into saying something that never happened. Catching them in a lie.

Person 1: Bro my favourite movie is Skyfall
Person 2: I love that movie!
Person 1: My fav scene when he drove the care into the water
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: that never happened man, I made you pull a lamor

by Priceyswifey November 4, 2018

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

laporcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone. Very rare but extremely valuable.

Hey I met a LaPorcha today, she was pretty awesome!!!

by Cherbear29 December 20, 2016

Lamprini

Female name originated from Greece, translated as "shining one". Lamprinis are pretty rare, even in Greece. If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky, and find out as much as you can about her. Chances are she's going to rock your socks off.

Girl1: I spend hours doing my hair and make-up and I stiil feel fat and ugly...
Lamprini: Stop it.

by Randreas November 4, 2012

Frank Lampard

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

by Alkawi May 27, 2007