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LMAONAISE 

Laughing my ass off - not actually. I speak exaggerations.

Used to show the stupidity of other peoples statements when they overuse lol or lmao at something that wasn't funny
Girl 1: OMG LOL! I was there on the weekend too and he was totally checking me out! Isn't that so funny!!!11!!! LMAO!

Girl 2: lmaonaise!
LMAONAISE by FearMyAwesome February 13, 2010

lmaonaise 

lmaonaise is a derivative of 'lmao' - laughing my arse off. it can be used to express the extreme amusement of something whilst relating to the popular sauce which so many of us put on salad: mayonaise.

Other examples include lolcakes and roflwaffles.
Suzie: Grant I want your lmaonaise
Grant: awh shit.
lmaonaise by suzukio January 13, 2010

lamayonaisse

1. a funny way of saying the abbreviation LMAO if you were to actually pronounce it.

2. a humorous incident involving a condiment.
1. Petunia: When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes grape drink.

Phoebe: Lamayonaisse!
lamayonaisse by tatertwat April 25, 2011

LMAOnaise 

the act in which a man shoots his load all over a womans face and then when she looks up at him with that dumb "i just got cummed on look" ... the man laughs so hard his ass falls off.
the other night, i was banging this girl and i blew LMAOnaise all over her face. it was so funny.
LMAOnaise by frederick nichols August 16, 2007

Lmaonaise 

To laugh so hard that you ejaculate.
"While watching Superbad, Peter Lmaonaised all over his new Dickies when he saw Fogall.
Lmaonaise by See Em Be June 18, 2008

lmayonaise 

Word meaning an extreme form of LMAO

Coined by LG MK and wetfootbob
Hold On I'm going to go spread some lmayonaise on my roflwaffle