Kweef

(Noun; Not to be confused with 'queef') A grouping of three or more women, in any sort of social context or environment.

Little girl: "Mommy, why are those ladies talking so much together?" Mother: "Well honey, that group of ladies is called a 'Kweef.' Sometimes Kweefs can be loud and unpredictable."

by AbsoluteObjectivity June 10, 2023

Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Undo-Kweef

A word to describe a wigless pimp whom wig has been snatched by all the tea they have consumed in drama.

Our local pimp was undo-kweefed.

by TokyoTheBaddest December 4, 2018

bloody kweef

a bloody vagina fart

that was one bloody kweef u had

by D-C-V July 1, 2008

Canadian Kweef

The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.

1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday

2:No WAY Was she Canadian

1:Yeah...

by Sivart1 January 4, 2010

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015