1 definition by Sjdrob

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.
Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.
by Sjdrob April 10, 2009
Get the Kweef Noodle mug.