"I just got krissed!", Jan said as kris accidently excitedly swung her arm out hitting Jan in the face.
by shithead45655 June 16, 2021
a USA SMG that has a extremely fast rate of fire (1200 RPM) and good recoil. it chambers 9x19mm, .40 S&W and .45 ACP rounds.
by patcat November 05, 2019
An herbal laxative (still on the market!) favored by Louis Armstrong. Apparently, he even recommended it to the Queen of England.
by Mikey McG August 14, 2006
Get Krissed! Live laugh love!
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by bledbetter May 02, 2013
The band Luti-Kriss was an amazing christian hardcore band. They changed their name to Norma Jean because they did not want to have any association between the rap singer "Ludacris." Like anyone would. ;)
by (his secret lover) January 13, 2005
It is like getting rickrolled. They send you a video of the part where Kris Jenner from the Kardashian dances in the song Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge. Sometimes with a text saying "Get krissed". For the people that don't know what's rickrolling, I think it is better for you to understand because getting krissed is very close to rickrolling.
Jeanne: "You guys you need to watch this video, this is the saddest video I have ever watched in my entire life"
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
by Hey-ya! June 22, 2022