lengstyll's definitions

krissed

when you get tricked into watching kris jenner lip syncing to a song with a dazzly sparkly slayable shirt on.

“help i keep getting krissed! it’s been 5 times now”

“bro same i can’t escape it”

by lengstyll June 11, 2022

doja cat

the second rap queen (princess) in line to the queen of rap throne.

so far Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap. when nicki minaj retires, doja will take over.

jacky: “doja cat is so cool!”
parker: “yeah i love her “candy” song!”
kathy: “same! it slaps!”
jacky, parker, and kathy (in unison): “DOJA SOLOS!”

by lengstyll May 30, 2022

bokeh

the photographic effect to blur lights in a shape of a circle in the background image; creating an ‘out of focus’ illusion.

“look at the bokeh in this photo! it makes me stand out more”

“wow who’s the photographer? peter parker?”

by lengstyll May 7, 2022

ong

a term meaning “on God”
basically used to agree with someone or to relate to something, such as fr (for real), trust me, word, etc

however some people may type this as an accident by typing quick and actually mean to say “omg”

“schools so boring”
“ong”

by lengstyll May 11, 2022

gwen stacy

a character from spiderman, who was also peter parker’s girlfriend but died from falling a great height, snapping her neck and back

joey: “have you watched The Amazing Spider-man 2?”
cyara: “yeah! it was so sad when gwen stacy died”

by lengstyll May 26, 2022

peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022