Krissed

Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.

“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”

by jdhdhjshwu June 24, 2022

Krissed

Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'

Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.

by tybzm June 23, 2022

kriss

Slang for "Crisp" , meaning "perfect", or "ideal".

"Dude, that jacket looks kriss"
"Your PC setup is kriss!"
"That chick was kriss, man"
"Kriss cars are hard to find secondhand"

by voiceinsideyou June 06, 2003

krissing

When someone wears the same colour from shoes to headwear and all accessories

Wow he is wearing all blue, his is krissing

by Chriswithac February 16, 2019

Krissed

An internet meme where you say false things or whatever, A meme pops up saying that the video is sarcastic. In the context they always say that you got "Krissed" and telling them to send the video to totally "Krissed" their friends.

"You just got Krissed! Send this to your friends to totally Krissed them!"

by replies November 30, 2022

Kriss

Sexy hockey player whom likes pussy from sexy hoes, especially from Deen.

Deen- Yo I love kriss!

by Thizino June 07, 2018

Krissed

To procrastinate. Putting something off for so long that it ends up being unfixable.

You should have paid your rent a year ago. You krissed it and now you're being evicted.

by Zeroooo December 28, 2021