kleptomento

stolen item with meaning. klepto combined with memento

This a great ashtray.
thanks its a kleptomento from the hotel at my brothers wedding.

by Big Baby Mars October 4, 2013

kleptowhore

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.

"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."

by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016

klerf

The action of having recently supplied or been submitted to a klerfing

Synonyms: garmpboggled, prkrtchked

Partino! If you don't stop eating all those apricots you'll be klerfed for sure!

by mechafrog June 26, 2016

Klefan

A bromance between Stefan Salvatore and Klaus Mikaelson (from the cw show "The Vampire Diaries") two people that gave each other more eye sex than they ever gave their girlfriends.

Klefan is the best OTP in TVD. They deserved better and made the best duo. Klefan is end game.

by Klefan Shipper January 4, 2018

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Cyber kleptomaniac

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.

I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.

by Firmstone June 21, 2008

Kleptogamy

Kleptogamy ( derived from the Greek klepto ("to steal"), and gamos ("marriage"). is a behavior pattern in which males which lack attractive characteristics attempt to mate with females by means of deceptive behavior. Kleptogamy is seen throughout the animal kingdom, but is most often seen in humans.

Common examples of Kleptogamy among beta male humans include pretending to be homosexual in order to gain the trust of a female, or claiming to be a feminist in order to signal their submission to the female, and attempt to trick her into believing the male to be virtuous.

Males that employ kleptogamy have been found to have a much higher tendency towards being sexual predators due to their inability to attract a mate through ordinary means.

"Unattractive beta males will often resort to Kleptogamy"

by Phoenix797 June 27, 2018