A majestic chaos goblin with flowing locks that move like they’re in a shampoo commercial—especially while human back riding (his favorite mode of transportation).
Khristian is 51% into Minecraft, 48% into pickles, and 1% away from switching teams entirely. No one’s sure if he’s flirting, roleplaying, or just really passionate about pegging, but somehow it all blends into his mysterious charm.
Gender? Fluid. Hair? Glorious. Boundaries? Blurry. He’s the kind of person who’ll build a Minecraft mansion while spoon-feeding you pickle slices and asking deep questions like, “Would you still love me if I was a villager?”
Khristian is 51% into Minecraft, 48% into pickles, and 1% away from switching teams entirely. No one’s sure if he’s flirting, roleplaying, or just really passionate about pegging, but somehow it all blends into his mysterious charm.
Gender? Fluid. Hair? Glorious. Boundaries? Blurry. He’s the kind of person who’ll build a Minecraft mansion while spoon-feeding you pickle slices and asking deep questions like, “Would you still love me if I was a villager?”
“Khristian just rode in on someone’s back, tossed his hair, and asked if I wanted to be the Steve to his Enderman. I don’t even know what that means.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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