Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team May 22, 2007

keller

an extremely sexy woman who has beautiful green eyes and long silky blonde hair .

wow, that girl is so beautiful, shes such a keller.

by biscut85 June 6, 2011

Keller

Local name for one of the southwests largest alternative venues. (BierKeller)
Night spot is a mecca for most alternative people in the UK, have booked acts such as Nirvana, Gore, Reel Big Fish and Electric Six.
Holds a reputation within Bristol for being Moshing.
Is also reputed to be the last true alternative venue left in Bristol

Person1: Dude, you going to the Bierkeller tonight?

Person2: you sound like such a nube, it's Keller idiot

by The Truth (Partial) June 14, 2008

keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih April 20, 2006

Keller

In Gaelic, "Keller" means "little companion"

That guy is a keller.

by GoGators22 December 10, 2018

keller

Keller is a super nice guy who will always be there for you. He overthinks everything and you constantly need to remind him of how amazing he is. Lots of people are jealous of him so they are rude to him but in reality they want to be him. If you have a Keller friend, keep them by your side and always be there for them. They will do anything for you and are always there to help.

I made a new friend today! His name is Keller and he is absolutely amazing!

by Anonymous5 September 9, 2019

Keller

A psychotic or oversexed woman. Slang for prostitute

Man that keller blew me in the alley for nothing!

by Jimmy Vegas July 11, 2008