kardashian

Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.

Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.

by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011

kardashian

synonym for cunt.

That bitch is such a kardashian.

by paranoidneurotic August 19, 2015

kardashian

Armenian phrase adopted into the American lexicon. translated... " mamma be a pimp." Woman who runs her daughters as whores.sexworkerprogenitor

No wonder she got AIDS and her ass is in jail. Her mother was a kardashian.

by allendale August 11, 2012

kardashian

Human princess with a large posterior who often enjoys the company of black human males and utilizes modern technology to exhibit such sexual encounters. Often done to the dismay of a deceased father.

Kim Kardashian is a piece of hawt, steamy, female.

by willy limp lump December 11, 2007

kardashian

A family that no one cares about. They are full of attention seeking whores. They care more about attention than they do about their own family. If one of them doesnt get their way they throw a huge tantrum and cry like little bitches.

If the Kardashian family received Deez Nutz, they would make a reality show out of it.

by EPiK Truth October 28, 2015

kardashian

simply put, someones ass

My jeans are too tight...my kardashian grew.

Hey Becca, your kardashian looks great in the skirt!

by Misha Toon January 1, 2008

kardashian

(n) toilet bowl; common porcelain bathroom toilet

"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."

"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."

by Unka Truk September 11, 2016