jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

jizwad

a bolus of jizum or ejaculate.

He washed the jizwad from his hand.
He is such a jizwad.

by steph and amy August 28, 2005

jizzapop

a popcicle that has jizz all over it

i have a popcicle can you make it a jizzapop dave

by pdea October 20, 2008

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

jizapotamus

a hippo that enjoys raping young squirrels and jizzing in them until they explode then eating whats left

that jizapotamus just raped and squirrel and then ate it.
epic

by wlathrop December 6, 2010

jizzapult

When you cum on a spoon and catapult it into a persons mouth

I got that jizzapult

by WATERes May 27, 2021

jizzapulting

the act of using a used condom full of jizz as a catapult

watch out he is jizzapulting

by Les_6789 November 19, 2024