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Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019
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Jussified

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.
I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.
by Sephya February 21, 2019
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Jussied

Unwittingly making any situation worse by constant, unintelligent and ever-changing lies.
He could have avoided the situation by keeping his mouth shut but he jussied it.
by mensrightsactivist February 21, 2019
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Jussie Smollett

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview
by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019
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Jussi

A sexy, Finnish-blooded, smart, adorable, popular male with brown hair and eyes and lots of friends who look up to him. Girls probably like him but he is a bit shy around them.
Bro, if you carry in like that you could almost be a Jussi
by Not Your Best FrienD haha September 18, 2019
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Jhessa

A brave, independent, down-to-earth kind of woman. She's the kind of person who cares, makes an effort, and loves without hesitation. She finds good in everything and appreciates a lot even in the most little things. The depth of her heart is like the ocean; it's immeasurable and her mind is as vast as the universe. Her beauty radiates her soul and her personality is a kind that just lits up a room. An epitome of a friend that everyone should have in their lives.
Jhessa checks up on me daily and it makes me feel valued.
Last night, Jhessa sent me a long message to greet me on my birthday.
I went out with Jhessa yesterday and it was all laughters.
by doveyy June 9, 2021
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Jussie Smollett

A wealthy homosexual black man that paid a couple of brothers from Nigeria to fake a hate crime against him for being wealthy homosexual and black. He paid to have the brothers insult and slander his employer that gave him his wealth as well as lunging homosexual and racial hate speech which were lies he spoon-fed to the nation in multiple interviews and social media posts claiming the "perpetrators" were in alliance with the then current 2019 presidential regime by dropping their political slogan "MAGA" during the "hate crime." He managed to fool many people in power and activists including but not limited to: BLM, LGBTQ, President Joseph Biden, Vice-President Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders member of the Senate, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez member of the House of Representatives, Lori Lightfoot Mayor of Chicago, even the 45th President Donald Trump... all of the listed people consoled and supported Jussie after the "attack." His political and publicity fueled hoax was thwarted by the Chicago Justice system thanks to the police noticing Jussie refusing to drop a Subway sandwich all while "being beaten and having bleach being poured on him. " Many people would've dropped said sandwich seeking refuge during such an attack but him having the sandwich unscathed was suspicious to the police and warranted further investigation that paved a road to uncover the enormous lie.
Lying about being a victim of a hate crime publicly to gain publicity and push one's own narrative.

In 2016, Marcus Owens; a Naperville, IL resident and a freshman from the University of Iowa pulled a "Jussie Smollett."

Owens went on multiple news interviews claiming he'd been a victim of a racist fueled physical attack by three white men while hurling racist slurs as he was walking home from a bar. However, after reviewing surveillance footage and talking to multiple witnesses, the Iowa City Police Department and the FBI determined that Owens was involved in multiple altercations the night of April 30 and going into May 1; he'd been the cause of these altercations.
by Big Mac & Whopper December 11, 2021
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