JEWNICORN
Generally Jewish women are not the most attractive So to find an attractive jewish women is rare , like seeing a unicorn.
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Jewnicorn
A circumcised penis.
Jewnicorn
Simply put, a Jew with a foreskin.
A "bris"-- the Jewish ceremony for circumcision-- is typically performed during infancy and is widely practiced in the Jewish culture, making it uncommon or rare for penis-bearing Jews to be uncircumcised.
The term "Jewnicorn" is a portmanteau of the words "Jew" and "unicorn" because much like the horny mythical creature, an uncircumcised Jew is a rare sighting.
A "bris"-- the Jewish ceremony for circumcision-- is typically performed during infancy and is widely practiced in the Jewish culture, making it uncommon or rare for penis-bearing Jews to be uncircumcised.
The term "Jewnicorn" is a portmanteau of the words "Jew" and "unicorn" because much like the horny mythical creature, an uncircumcised Jew is a rare sighting.
Person A: "When I hooked up with Rex for the first time I found out he's a total Jewnicorn!"
Person B: "A what??"
Person A: "A Jewnicorn! Anteater! Rumpleforeskin! He's an uncircumcised Jew, a rare, unique, and pleasantly surprising treat!"
Person B: "A what??"
Person A: "A Jewnicorn! Anteater! Rumpleforeskin! He's an uncircumcised Jew, a rare, unique, and pleasantly surprising treat!"
Jewnicorn by touch_my_tra-la-la January 8, 2021
Jewnicorn
Only appearing on Jewish Holy Days, the Jewnicorn is the most beautiful and majestic of all the creatures in the land. The only Jewish unicorn in history, she is a miracle child, born of a virgin, and the last known unicorn in existence. Once the Jewnicorn princess, she is now Queen among creatures, and rarity who demands reverence from humanities most elect and revered.
Jewnicorn by teadletime May 9, 2021
junicorn
Ultra rare breed of A Jesus loving woman who glows with His light from within, lovingly holds her friends to God's holy standard of accountability while also doing all to maintain that standard herself, wears a purity ring and feels naked without her Bible.
junicorn by Christian woman February 19, 2018
Jewniform
The traditional uniform of the college age Jewish girl. The Jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun cocked to one side or another, sunglasses that cover approximately 80-85% of one's face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a Jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a North Face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall Ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large Longchamp Le Pliage bag. Extra points for each additional piece of Tiffany jewelry. A North Face backpack may be substituted for the Longchamp bag.
Jewniform by BichonLover November 12, 2009
Jewniform
1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.
Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...