jewnior

A Jew in training.

Jose has been spending a lot of time with his mentor during his Jewnior training internship.

by StreetPoet9 October 10, 2015

Jewnior

A Jew who is in high school. Often characterized by a curly white man’s Afro, frequently butthurt about Nazi jokes, and/or homosexual.

The Jewniors are back, and ready to make the world cringe.

by El ritardo December 7, 2017

jewnior

A junior that acts like a senior or even a CTO

Hey Bob, do we have a new guy in our department? What level?

Well, a junior.

Junior...or Jewnior?

well, the latter

Oy vey

by GasKike November 28, 2024

Jewnior-Christ

Jew that find Christ in themselves without the help of organized religion.

That Jewnior-Christ is so contemptious of religioun and peoples motives.

by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

jewnicorn

a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere

Ah, the sweet smell of Jewnicorn love in the morning.

by robin-sparkles December 3, 2010

Jewnibrow

A jewish persons eye brow.

That jewish person has such a big jewnibrow.

by sdsfsdfsdf July 3, 2008

Jewniform

The traditional uniform of the college age Jewish girl. The Jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun cocked to one side or another, sunglasses that cover approximately 80-85% of one's face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a Jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a North Face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall Ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large Longchamp Le Pliage bag. Extra points for each additional piece of Tiffany jewelry. A North Face backpack may be substituted for the Longchamp bag.

Boy 1: woah - why isn't that girl wearing pants?
Boy 2: don't be alarmed, it's just her jewniform

by BichonLover November 12, 2009