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jerkatorium

A sort of man cave for dateless men to masterbate in.This can be a shed,barn,or an old trailer.
Patricia bought a trailer for her pedophile son fred.Now fred can whack off anytime he wants in his very own jerkatorium.
by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010
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Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.
I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.
by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015
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Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples
Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!
by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020
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jerkatron

A playful way of calling someone a jerk without offending them. "tron" is derived from Transformers, such as Megatron. Also used is "Dorkobot" in the same way.
Bob: Can i have your number?
Sally: no way
Bob: Oh, don't be a jerkatron and jus give it!
by TrilogyDW April 16, 2008
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jerkwater

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation
1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!
by wriggler February 23, 2005
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Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.
Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.
by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009
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Jerkmats

Short for jerking off material. Crazy stuff that you can masturbate to.
Have you seen these Riley Reid jerkmats? I nutted like 6 times last night.
by Sanddunescage January 17, 2019
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