Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 12, 2017

Jart

Slang term for a THC vape cartridge.

"Yo can I grip that jart?"
"Is jart dead?"
"How we lookin on jart?"

by The Kratom Plug February 03, 2022

Jart

When you shart in your jorts.

I thought I was a just a fart, but it was a shart, in my jorts. A jart.

by [e-mail] November 09, 2020

Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom August 05, 2008

Jart

It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.

I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.

by ChellS October 07, 2013

Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

by SuperCaptCrotchless February 08, 2020

Jarting

The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.

“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“

by Jartster69 April 18, 2020