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PPP
Pale People Problems.
When you get really bad sunburn, and you peel, you have PPP.
Extenuated flushing when embarrassed in a fair skinned person.
by SuperCaptCrotchless June 12, 2020

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When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.
I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.
via giphy
by SuperCaptCrotchless February 08, 2020

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