iReady

A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.

Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.

by Flopcus September 28, 2017

Iready

A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.

"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe

by IHaveGoodDefinitions May 18, 2019

IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral June 9, 2018

iReady

The gayest shit the government has made me do since I sucked Trumps dick on my field trip. Common side affects of the website includes suicidal thoughts or even death.

“Do your fucking iReady” the teacher said!!

by I_no_geiy_lol September 17, 2018

Iready

It's the result of a suicide rope and a PC.Its terrible.Need more time on iready?Do it while your playing fortnite.It sucks

Iready is cyber suicide.

by ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ October 31, 2018

IReady

A website that tortures you with useless statistics.

Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019

Iready

used early on in elementary starting in 3rd grade. Most famous known method of torture and suffering, it is the 1# most feared Death Row sentence only used on the most severe offenders. Some say the creator of this horrific site has committed sudoku via taking a diagnostic and doing a lesson. Side effects include, Suicidal thoughts, Failure, Low self-esteem, Depression, and chronic headaches.

"ay yo what we doin in the english class?"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"

by NostalgicUrban December 15, 2019