Instagrigate

Me: How are you...faggot?

You: Excuse me?

Me: How are you...FAGGOT?

You: hey...

Me: MOOOOOO!

You: shut th...

Me: MOOOOO!

Me: Knock knock...

You: Who's there!

Me: Interrupting cow BITCH!!! (punches thrown)

You: waaaaaaah! oink

Me: moooo(stab)

Guy: that was an instagrigate situation

by Showboat and Ginger boy December 1, 2010

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instarip

The act of stealing someone's instagram photo.

Niggas just stole my instagram photo. They instaripped me!

by mikeyloooooooo October 19, 2013

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Instabig

(noun) pronounced: (Insta-Big)
The ability to look super muscular and lean on Instagram, but not so much in real life.

"Yo, you gotta follow this guy I found on Instagram, he is HUGE!"
"No way, I've seen him at the gym, and he's nothing impressive. He's just Instabig"

by Mrs_Swollivan June 2, 2016

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Instafight

A fight between two or more people on Instagram. The comments can be seen by everyone. No one knows exactly who is watching the fight. If there are more than three people involved it becomes an Instabrawl.

Geoff and Stephanie were having an Instafight so I jumped in to try to break it up.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

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instarider

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.

“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”

by Coondawgs August 1, 2020

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