insta-child

insta child is when you pick up a insta kill on cod zombies

Oh ma guuud a insta-child

by Verize May 16, 2016

Instacall

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.

You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)

by mcchris June 20, 2008

Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.

Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.

by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016

instafake model

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instafart

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.

We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.

by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instafap

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.

Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!

by Supermundanae May 23, 2016

Insabled

When u want to call your friend 'disabled' because they're acting like a twat, but they're not literally disabled. Incapable of doing anything right. OR high/wonked on ketamine. disabled autistic wonked wonky ketty

Fucking hell mate haha you're literally insabled who are you

by Crazzle November 13, 2017