insomnia

The state of sleep loss. No matter how much you desire dreamland, it refuses you entry. You stand at the gates, whining, crying, but stuck in the world of buzzing activity.

Person A: "I had a lovely night sleep. How 'bout you?"

Person B: "I have insomnia. Go fuck yourself."

by BeFunnyGrace November 26, 2003

Text Insemination

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

insomniac

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.

Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.

by AYB March 30, 2003

AP Insomnia

It's something that occurs when one becomes an AP student. One loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep... forever. AP Insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that I mean always. While everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot, AP students are just priming their brainial engines. Yeah. AP students define sleep as:

Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.

We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".

*Mainstream Student (Blah =/): "Dude, I went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot!"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)

And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.

by Kyle, Brittany, and Ryan April 30, 2008

Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019

Netflix Insomnia

The act of watching every single episode in a television series on Netflix streaming causing you to stay up all night until you have to leave for work the next morning.

DUde you look terrible.

Yeah Netflix insomnia got me. I watched all of Lost season 2 last night.

by metalklok October 27, 2011

Marine by insemination

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.

person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

by angel carter July 2, 2011