horsenut

Something that is ridiculous:
Something tells you something bogus, or tries to sell you something for way too much money.

someone tried to sell me their car for $$$. What kind of horsenut deal is that?

Your boss tells you, you can’t take time of for Christmas vacation this year so you complain to your friend, “what kinda’ horsenut deal is that?”

by UrbanSofa September 12, 2021

WankWombling HorseCunt

A name given to someone that’s done you wrong or lies to you.

Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you

“You Sir are a WankWombling HorseCunt”

by A Lilywhite December 17, 2018

Horsegirl

A person who loves horses a lot, and that's okay! She's known to be very friendly and has a super cool personality. There's no other person that can be like a horsegirl because she is who she is and that's what makes her special.

Flurriex: Hey Horse how are you?
Horsegirl: I'm doing great, life is great, and so are you.

by Flurriex December 5, 2019

Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon

Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.

by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012

horsenuts

A man with an oversized package of nuts.

Woah Garry! You’ve got some massive horsenuts!

by Tinywienergang October 8, 2020

Horseburger

A low quality burger whose meat is of unknown origin. Often served at McDonalds and to a lesser extent, Burger King.

That Big Mac I had tasted like crap, think they served me a fuckin' horseburger!

by rawtoenail July 19, 2007

Horsegirl

A human girl that has horse ears and a horse tail. She also possesses their amazing running ability.

Damn, did you see how fast that horsegirl was running?

by horseconnoisseur June 16, 2018