Horny

What you are right now.

"I'm horny, so I'm just going to look up a bunch of vulgar shit on Urban Dictionary."

by L0$3R May 19, 2020

Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.

"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

Bored horny

When a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. Mostly out of boredom they start to have sex or jerk off

Man I was so bored horny last night I jacked off till I fell asleep

by Random horny guy February 4, 2017

Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers

Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket

by User 696969 July 13, 2019

Horny bastard

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone

“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”

by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

national horny day

National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.

Imma get her pics tonight. April 16 is national horny day!

by Hi.there.. April 16, 2019

Hornycar

Ornicar means something in french, it’s a brand. But during quarantine, we all become hornycars

Me: “I’m talking to this boy and he turns me on.”
Nina: “you’re a hornycar”

by Lyliashl March 25, 2020