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hobknocker

mary is a hobknocker!!
by zzayaa July 8, 2009
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth
Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday

Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth

Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
by out of the valley September 12, 2009
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,
U hobknocker!
by noob2662 June 17, 2009
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

by thesisterofabadgirl April 13, 2009
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

chick who gives blow jobs to random guys
that girl is a hobknocker, ask anyone here.
by handcock jones April 16, 2009
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face
youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}
by micala12345678990 March 24, 2010
mugGet the hobknockermug.

hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock
joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!
by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010
mugGet the hobknockermug.

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