hipsturbation

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

by Swiss CheeseLife February 24, 2008

Hipsturd

Hipsters who are not hip, but copy the precedents of true bohemian eras in order to conform and assert a phony individuality. Large groups of them exhibit a romper-room mentality, a high level of ignorance and snobbery, and an exorbitant lack of originality.

I can't stand that neighborhood - it's filled with hipsturds.

by mograbs April 29, 2011

hirsty

when ur thirsty and hungry at the same time

logan: yo order pizza and coke wit it too

chris: wow man u hirsty
logan: yup

by wafflesrlit November 10, 2017

hirst

to vomit violently outside a university building, due to unnecessary alcohol consumption, disgracing both oneself and giving those around much to laugh at.

I am feeling very rough today, oh i think i might hirst.

I did a major hirst on the way to meet my hockey team for breakfast this morning.

by STAUWHC April 16, 2009

hirstute

Someone who is both hairy and 'on it'. I.e. hirsute and astute.

That bearded dude who invented those clever things - man, was he ever hirstute.

by hayes thompson February 23, 2008

hirtuse

Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.

Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.

by joefu June 24, 2011

Hirsty

To become so drunk that you lose control of your bowels.

Dam it I knew I should've had finished that bottle of vodka last night, I did a hirsty.

by Wedding goer August 1, 2011