hirsty

when ur thirsty and hungry at the same time

logan: yo order pizza and coke wit it too

chris: wow man u hirsty
logan: yup

by wafflesrlit November 10, 2017

Hirsty

To become so drunk that you lose control of your bowels.

Dam it I knew I should've had finished that bottle of vodka last night, I did a hirsty.

by Wedding goer August 1, 2011

Hirsty

A man with un-rodent like hands.
He is also the best speller in Yorkshire (but can't spell Czechoslovakia)

Fran: "Man, that guy's hands are so un-rodant like!"

Dan: "He's Hirsty. He's the best speller in Yorkshire! It's just a shame he can't spell Czechoslovakia.."

by YorkshireThumbWarKing July 19, 2010

Hirsty

One who's hands are shaped like a rats.

Your hands are so rodentlike, you must be hirsty.

by Len22569 September 4, 2009

Hirsty

A state where a person is hungry and thirsty.

Man, I'm Hirsty for an ice-cream float.

_JS 2020

by Anonii992 April 21, 2020

Hirsting

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.

"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."

by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

by straight grizz September 25, 2010