Someone who continually uses a "#" before the majority of words that they type on a social networking site.
by Melissage February 1, 2013
Get the Hashtag wanker mug.Hashtag Swag (#swag) only the coolest of the cool use this word. Only douchebags like Jared Hooker use just Swag.
by Cal1umz September 18, 2013
Get the hashtag swag mug.An '80s term for a long haired heavy metaler; a "head banger"; one who listens to heavy music and looks/dresses the part; a long haired stoner
Dude, that was some long-ass hair you had in that high school pic... I never knew you were a heshin!
by Mr. Sniglet January 2, 2015
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by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
Get the Hashtag Douche bag mug.A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.
Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!
Or:
Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!
Or:
Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.
by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015
Get the Hashturbating mug.Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
by Moose September 23, 2003
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