a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.
by the madtechie January 5, 2008
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Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."
Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."
by JBlocka May 12, 2016
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A help or support desk located offshore in India, consisting of ordinary people provided a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.
Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many needful rocket when he was frustrated.
by Lefty John March 8, 2010
Get the Bangalore Helpdesk mug.An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.
I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"
by ChubbyBen January 8, 2025
Get the Himalayan Helpdesk mug.A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 2, 2004
Get the Help Desk mug.This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.
by IT Crowd April 22, 2008
Get the Helldesk mug.1. Where you go or call if you know nothing about computers to talk to someone who often knows only marginally more than you do but has to pretend that he or she does anyway not to get fired as fast
2. Where you go or call if you know nothing about computers to talk to somebody who knows nothing about people
3. A stressful and thankless campus job
2. Where you go or call if you know nothing about computers to talk to somebody who knows nothing about people
3. A stressful and thankless campus job
1. Hello, this is the <insert organization name here> helpdesk, what can we do for you today...What, your internet's not working. Well, is the wireless button turned one? Is the LAN cable plugged in? Oh, uh maybe you DNS-IP server thingy dohicky thing is not connecting to the subnet mask...Can you bring it in sometime today?
2. Hello, this is the <insert organization name here> helpdesk, what can we do for you today...What, your internet's not working. Well, hit winkey-R and type C-M-D. What, you don't know where the winkey is? It's the key with the window on it, usually between the alt and control keys...Okay, you see the black box now. Type W-I-N...
3. The campus helldesk has a high turnover rate.
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2. Hello, this is the <insert organization name here> helpdesk, what can we do for you today...What, your internet's not working. Well, hit winkey-R and type C-M-D. What, you don't know where the winkey is? It's the key with the window on it, usually between the alt and control keys...Okay, you see the black box now. Type W-I-N...
3. The campus helldesk has a high turnover rate.
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by n0Really April 7, 2009
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