Helga 

A Fat White Woman with a manly voice

Look at that helga eating all them donuts.

Helga by figpop September 22, 2011

Helga 

Some crusty weeb who probably Has an unhealthy obsession with some underaged singer. She won't stop making references to an anime that has ended months now. Will harass you by sending you pick up lines thinking she is slick. Has the looks of Kermit.

Person 1: hey is that Helga right there?

Person 2: Quick every one hide!

Helga by A Jewish bitch December 27, 2018

Helga 

A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.

I bet a month salary she's a Helga!

Helga by Ferret squad April 9, 2017

Helga 

She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.

I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.

Helga by Bogren March 12, 2013

Helga 

A tall, hot, thicc, blonde woman. Usually of Scandinavian or Central European dissent. The kind of woman that’ll bench press a full grown elephant and crush watermelons with her legs.

“Yeah bro I saw this rocking Helga at my gym the other day!”

Helga by Big Hombre August 25, 2021

helga 

Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.

I was just checking in at this place 5 minute ago and she helgad me again.

helga by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013

Helga 

Helga the best horse ever.

“Helga best horse”

Helga by friendlywriter April 2, 2021