Definitions by Bogren

Helga 

She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.

I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.

Helga by Bogren March 12, 2013