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HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.
by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
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social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening
Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it
by Brian July 9, 2003
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handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long
The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.
by darien October 4, 2006
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Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
by 6B October 30, 2007
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Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
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left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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Handroll

Handroll is a tech for Rise Against and also best friends and sometimes lovers with Jepha Howard of The Used.
He tours non-stop and likes drinking and twittering.
He tells everyone to go to bed even though it's the weekend.
He calls everyone a nerd but really he's the biggest one of all.

Also a type of sushi.
Handroll is teching for Rise Against again.
by TasteMyInk May 24, 2009
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