Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

Hairtork 

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

Hairtork by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

Haint 

Southern colloquialism
def., ghost, apparition, lost soul

On his way back from Mobile my friend was killed on Bloody 98, and now he's just another restless haint.

Haint by Big C August 15, 2003

Hainty 

A combination of hateful and cranky.

I thought I'd get off work early but my boss was being hainty so I had to stay late.

Hainty by baboust February 6, 2010

hairstrosity 

A hideous haircut. A really bad style; ugly beyond any hope of redemption, like a mullet.

Yvonne:"Yo, did you see that hairstrosity on Falala's head?"

Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."

hairstrosity by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

hairnip 

Any of a number of types of aeriolar disorders of the nips involving profuse hair growth (curlies). Hairniplasia is a diagnosed psychological disorder involving the obsessive urge to lick hairy nips.

"Look. You can see Shantelle's hairnips poking through her shirt."

hairnip by flaccidteabags December 6, 2009

liliths.gray.hairstrands

my favorite mutual who responds really fast and is nice :))))

liliths.gray.hairstrands Is dumping for fictional characters again... sigh..

liliths.gray.hairstrands by Olive0815 July 28, 2021