gored

The act of under minding and screwing someone over in a sneaky or caniving way.

What a two-faced snake in the grass to lie to your face and go behind your back like that. Dude, you just got gored...

by 27 Boyz September 1, 2010

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

by Charris March 27, 2015

gored to death

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.

The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

by Phoenixinline98 June 19, 2017

gorked out

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

by Eric January 23, 2004