You've Gone Full Goldblum

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.

Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

by Guy Fleegman July 19, 2016

Goldblum list

The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list

Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!

by Ugly Lovers of the World Unite May 28, 2010

Goldblumphobia

The fear of Jeff Goldblum.

“Oh god no! I can’t watch Jurassic Park, I have Goldblumphobia!”

by IAMMRMYSTERY January 13, 2020

Jeff Goldblum

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".

Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!

by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

goldblum

Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle

Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.

by the sloze. September 12, 2010

Goldbluming

To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.

Everybody was goldbluming so hard when the cops showed up last night.

by f***_off April 19, 2011