gliffet

the area that can get a bit sweaty inbetween ur ball sack and inner thigh.

shit son my gliffet is chafing

by joe stew January 9, 2006

griffed

when a person or group of persons recklessly take advantage of a single person or group of persons for peronal gain without any regard to the detriment he or she may be causing.

"I gave Officer Griffin a short restroom break expecting her to return in a timely manner...instead she clocked out and went home!"

"DAMN...This B!tch just Griffed the hell outta me!

by That Damn Rhino! December 9, 2012

Gluffed

When someone is telling a lie or says something so stupid that you half-laugh, puff in disbelieve, feel disgusted and hopeless at the same time. Similar to if I don't laugh I will cry but with more disgust and hatred towards the idiot making the statement.

As the idiot Prime Minister discussed post-Brexit, he told a room full of people that they would be able to throw away forms issued by European Customs officials. "If they have a problem with that tell them to call the Prime Minister," he said as the room gluffed at his obvious lie.

by edthegreat January 23, 2021

Gwiffed

When someone calls you "Their boy" and you are forced to quit smash and never return

"Man I wish Zaki still competed but Jason gwiffed him"

by Neologist001 March 12, 2021

Gliffer

Someone who is insufferable. Typically being under the height of 5 foot and equipped with undesirable social characteristics that come across as ignorant or stupid.

Tim: Gosh i hate Christian, he is such an ugly gliffer! Shall we go flog him?
Jake: Right-o!

by Double-flog March 23, 2024

Griffed

Had your work messed with or screwed up by your coworker, leaving you to clean up the mess.

When I looked to see why the TP60 report had been changed and was now incredibly inaccurate, I noticed my co-worker had made some changes, and I immediately thought, "Great, I was Griffed!"

by UPSMAN1 May 14, 2025

Out-giffed

When someone sends a gif thinking they have just mic dropped and it gets trumped by an even wittier gif

Oh Man! Tarquin has just out-giffed me the twat!

by Ay-Jay-Nay-Bay November 20, 2020